{"id":337,"date":"2006-08-29T12:32:15","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T11:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/29\/ryanair-fun-solution-to-better-plane-security\/"},"modified":"2009-12-30T19:43:03","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T17:43:03","slug":"ryanair-fun-solution-to-better-plane-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/29\/ryanair-fun-solution-to-better-plane-security\/","title":{"rendered":"RyanAir: Fun solution to better plane security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following the recent increase of security measures in planes and airports, RyanAir low-cost airlines are really fed up with the accumulation of silly measures intended to detect would-be terrorists attempting to board planes. Check-in is longer than ever and constraints on what passengers can bring in hand-luggage are becoming frankly ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Why not go right to the natural conclusion of these efforts, advises RyanAir on its web site: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ryanair.com\/site\/EN\/notices.php?notice=060822-ASP-EN\">Passengers should travel stark naked<\/a>. At least, travels would become fun again.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/ryan_air_fly_naked.jpg\" alt=\"ryan_air_fly_naked\" title=\"ryan_air_fly_naked\" width=\"468\" height=\"431\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3901\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/ryan_air_fly_naked.jpg 468w, https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/ryan_air_fly_naked-300x276.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/ryan_air_fly_naked-150x138.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ryanair.com\/site\/notices\/images\/asprocedures.jpg\" alt=\"RyanAir customers are advised to run naked to their planes\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following the recent increase of security measures in planes and airports, RyanAir low-cost airlines are really fed up with the accumulation of silly measures intended to detect would-be terrorists attempting to board planes. Check-in is longer than ever and constraints on what passengers can bring in hand-luggage are becoming frankly ridiculous. Why not go right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3901,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,25,5,14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-enterprise","category-entertainment","category-science-and-geeks","category-social-issues","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/en\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}