{"id":3521,"date":"2009-08-01T15:18:24","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T13:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/?p=3521"},"modified":"2009-08-02T17:49:05","modified_gmt":"2009-08-02T15:49:05","slug":"la-meilleure-carte-de-visite-au-monde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/01\/la-meilleure-carte-de-visite-au-monde\/","title":{"rendered":"La meilleure carte de visite au monde"},"content":{"rendered":"

Il ne manque pas de candidats pour vous apprendre \u00e0 cr\u00e9er une bonne carte de visite. Qui accroche l’\u0153il, bien organis\u00e9e, \u00e9quilibr\u00e9e et impossible \u00e0 oublier.<\/p>\n

A part le design passablement pauvre (mais OK \u00e0 cette \u00e9poque), voici la meilleure carte de visite jamais cr\u00e9e. Vous vous en souviendrez toujours.<\/p>\n

\"The
The best business card, ever<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Malheureusement, nous ne saurons jamais qui est W.W.Green.<\/p>\n

Le texte exact :<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
USED CARS – LAND – WHISKEY – MANURE – NAILS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
FLY SWATTERS – RACING FORMS – BONGOS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
ENTERPRISES, Un-Ltd.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
W. W. GREEN, President <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Wars Fought<\/td>\nStud Service<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Revolutions Started<\/td>\nTigers Tamed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Assassinations Plotted<\/td>\nBars Emptied<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Governments Run<\/td>\nComputers Verified<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Uprisings Quelled<\/td>\nOrgies Organized<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

<\/center><\/p>\n

Une traduction toute approximative (vous pouvez la corriger ou l’am\u00e9liorer) :<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
VOITURES D’OCCASION – TERRES – WHISKEY – FUMIER – CLOUS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
TAPE-MOUCHES – INSCRIPTIONS AUX COURSES – BONGOS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
ENTERPRISES, Un-Ltd.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
W. W. GREEN, Pr\u00e9sident <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nous faisons des guerres<\/td>\n\u00c9talons \u00e0 votre service<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nous fomentons des r\u00e9volutions<\/td>\nNous apprivoisons les tigres<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nous organisons des assassinats<\/td>\nNous vidons les bars<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nous dirigeons des gouvernements<\/td>\nNous testons des ordinateurs<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nous \u00e9crasons les r\u00e9voltes<\/td>\nNous organisons des orgies<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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Il ne manque pas de candidats pour vous apprendre \u00e0 cr\u00e9er une bonne carte de visite. Qui accroche l’\u0153il, bien organis\u00e9e, \u00e9quilibr\u00e9e et impossible \u00e0 oublier. A part le design passablement pauvre (mais OK \u00e0 cette \u00e9poque), voici la meilleure carte de visite jamais cr\u00e9e. Vous vous en souviendrez toujours. Malheureusement, nous ne saurons jamais […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,1,32,77],"tags":[346],"class_list":["post-3521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-emploi","category-inclassable","category-sciences","category-securite","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3521\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roumazeilles.net\/news\/fr\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}