Plenty of people will try to teach you how to create a good business card. Catchy, well-designed, well-balanced and unforgettable.
Apart from the plain design (OK by that time), here the best possible business card. You will never forget about this guy.
Unfortunately, we will not know who W.W.Green is.
The exact text:
|USED CARS – LAND – WHISKEY – MANURE – NAILS|
|FLY SWATTERS – RACING FORMS – BONGOS|
|W. W. GREEN, President|
|Wars Fought||Stud Service|
|Revolutions Started||Tigers Tamed|
|Assassinations Plotted||Bars Emptied|
|Governments Run||Computers Verified|
|Uprisings Quelled||Orgies Organized|